Dirty jokes

I know many a times, many people hate to stick on the schedule of Monday. This is just because that everybody after a weekend's enjoyment and perfect repose feels drowsy n sleepy. I hate Monday too. Moreover, I do miss Monday's classes sometimes. Today also I missed morning classes just by not getting up early. It is absolutely not easy to get in time on Monday. I did not get anything important to do so I have just collected following jokes  from the Google to keep myself away from drowsiness.

 Pants Down

(1)...A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down. 

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Hell and the sinner

Boy(politely): What is there in between your legs? 
Girl(angrily) :Hell! Then what is  there in between your  legs?
Boy(laughing): Sinner... Who wants to go to hell.

Between legs

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Man with a oversize slipper

A  man with his pair of over sized slippers was sun basking sitting on the top of staircase.....
A smart woman climbed up the staircase and when reached near the man found out his penis dangling without a underwear.....without the moments hesitation the woman shouted....Oh !!! what a size...... the man replied tapping his feet ....YA   it is NO.9.

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Condom to prevent pregnancy

Once a district health officier visited a remote village to demonstrate how to use condom during sex to the farmers in that village. He demonstrated in such a way that almost all villagers present there understood. He explained that condom can prevent pregnancy and also many STDs like HIV/AIDS.

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A buddhist Nun

Once a Buddhist nun visited a doctor as she was having some  urinal problem. After collecting a urine sample from her,  doctor asked her to come for result after some times.

As informed by doctor she went to collect her result. Doctor picked up the result of some other woman whose name was as same as nun's name.

With little hesitation, Doctor said," I am sorry to tell you that you are pregnant."
The nun trying to hide her blushes moved close to the doctor and wispired softly," can brinjal make girls pregnant?".


Note:Monks and Nuns are abstained from sexual contact.

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Unfaithful husband and wife

Husband, wife and their little son were having lunch together. The wife had just returned from summer holiday. Their little son started the conversation.

Son:    Mother, when you were away and one day when I returned from school I saw father and Aunty Kim in the bedroom.  

Mother: Than what did you see?

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