Monday 19 December 2011

The Truth testing Robot


The boy was having a robot which slaps people when they tell lie and he wants to test it. So he kept it near him during the dinner where his mom and dad were present.

Dad: What were you doing in the room my boy?
Son: Dad, I was watching a movie.

The machine slaps the boy right on his face. The boy realizing that machine works, he tell the truth.
Son: I was actually watching a porn movie.
Dad(Angrily): What!! You should not be doing that all right? When I was young like you I never use to watch such stuffs.

Machine slaps the dad hard. He was nervous then.
Mom: Don't be so harsh to our son. After all he is your son.

Machine slaps the mom too very hard.

Sunday 13 November 2011

Fourteen Reason Why The Earth is Going to End on December 21, 2012


It is the dooms day that is foretold in the Mayan Calendar, the Chinese Oracle I Ching and even an intenet based prophetic software program, 2012 the date that is prophesized as the end of the world. I can't say if world is really gonna end on 21,12 2012 but following are the 14 reasons what makes people  believe that the world will end.
But is there any science behind it? Could ancient oracles truely predic the future? Can you believe it? The answer could affect all of us.

Friday 11 November 2011

Good old lessons in teamwork


The Tortoise And The Hare

Once upon a time a tortoise and a hare had an argument about who was faster.


They decided to settle the argument with a race. They agreed on a route and started off the race.

Monday 7 November 2011

Who are savants?

Most of you might not have heard the word "savant" and may not be knowing what it means. I did not know either before I watched one the documentary titled, "Extraordinary People-The Boy with the incredible Brain". The documentary movie about savant Daniel Tammet who is known as "Brain Man".
Savant  Daniel Tammet(Brain Man)

Align post title to center

I did not think about centering the title of the post till I created by forum for my blog. The title "Forum" at the left top left side of the page was making my forum look so artificial. So I actually wanted to center the title of that page and I however came to know that centering the post title will also center the page title. I think it gives better looks to my blog. It is very easy to do.

Teacher and student jokes

Teacher: Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? 
Student: The moon.
Teacher: Why? 
Pupil: The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun give us light only in the day time when we   dont' need it. 




Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 
Student: A teacher. 

Saturday 5 November 2011

Lost Generation by jonathan reed


Lost Generation is a poem written by Jonathan Reed, originally appearing as an entrant in AARP's U@50 Video Contest. When first read, the poem seems to be a pessimistic monologue of the current generation, an echo of sentiments often found when looking at news reports and articles. The last line of the poem, and the presentation of the poem in the original video, suggests reading it in reverse. When read backwards the poem paints a polarizing view, showing a brighter interpretation of the future. The poem follows a read-and-reverse pattern. Jonathan Reed is a student at Georgia State University in Atlanta, Georgia. He is in his early twenties.

Thursday 3 November 2011

Windows logo + L to log off windows

I am quite sure that most of us go to start button and then to "shutdown" and finally click "log off". Well, it works fine. But we are more time conscious and we want to do every thing faster than ever and easier than ever.

Here is how we can log off without having to do what we use to do till today. It is much easier and faster. Just press and hold windows logo button and enter "L". Your windows will log off successfully.
Windows logo+ L to log off window
Click here for more windows tricks

Ctrl+Alt+Del to log on

I remember, in many of the computer labs, we are  required to press Ctrl+Alt+Del to log on. What could be the reason? Why do we need to do that? Can we do the same for our own system?

The reason is simple. Requiring to press Ctrl+Alt+Del provides an extra layer of security by implementing  a bit of 'human touch'.
Ctrl+Alt+Del to log on

Wednesday 2 November 2011

Make your computer speak what you type

Such tricks does not seems to be so important but it will always give you a plus point for your fun world. You can also impress others and if you are dad or mom, show it to your kids. I am now going to show how we can make your computer speak what ever we type using notepad. Follow the instructions below.

Step 1: Open a notepad and paste the following Visual basic script

Dim message, sapi
message=InputBox("What do you want me to say?","Speak to Me")
Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")
sapi.Speak message


Monday 31 October 2011

Add cute flying twitter bird to your blog

As you can see, I have a cute twitter bird flying on my blog. This would help my visitors tweet my blog or follow me on twitter. So why don't you add one for your blog?

Create a hidden folder manually

This is my third post on how to hide and lock files and folders. Check lock your folder without any software ( it is done using notepad) and hide your files and folder and password protect using free software.

In this post, I am going to share how to create hidden folders in windows OS manually. This is done with the combination of two ideas, creating folder without any name and changing folder icon to blank space.

Step 1.Create the folder.

Step 2. Rename the folder to create nameless folder

Lock your folder without any software

In my previous post, I shared how to hide and password protect using free hide folder software which can be downloaded from here. In this post, I want to share how we can lock and password protect with notepad.

Open Notepad and copy and paste the following lines of code exactly.
cls
:End
@ECHO OFF
title Folder Locker
if EXIST "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}" goto UNLOCK
if NOT EXIST Locker goto MDLOCKER
:CONFIRM
echo Are you sure u want to Lock the folder(Y/N)
set/p "cho=>"
if %cho%==Y goto LOCK
if %cho%==y goto LOCK
if %cho%==n goto END
if %cho%==N goto END
echo Invalid choice.
goto CONFIRM
:LOCK
ren Locker "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}"
attrib +h +s "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}"
echo Folder locked
goto End
:UNLOCK
echo Enter password to Unlock folder
set/p "pass=>"
if NOT %pass%==tenraj goto FAIL
attrib -h -s "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}"
ren "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}" Locker
echo Folder Unlocked successfully
goto End
:FAIL
echo Invalid password
goto end
:MDLOCKER
md Locker
echo Locker created successfully
goto End

Hide Your Files and Folders and Password Protect with Free Software

There are many reasons why we should hide or password protect some of the file and folders in our systems. We want to keep certain things secret or we want to hide some of our personal information from our friends and families. If you are parents you may find necessary to hide and password protect some of the files and folders from your children.

There are many ways to hide or password protect our files and folders but here I wanna share about one of  software which is very easy to install and very handy to use.It is free to download. You may also lock your files and folders using notepad.

Download folder hide software for free

This is a free software which can help you hide and password protect some of your files and folders on your system. It is very easy to install and handy to use. Please kindly read Hide Your Files and Folders and Password Protect with Free Software for instructions how to install and use it.


Create a desktop short cut to safely remove hardware devices

Every time you want to plugin any external storage media like USB/Memory Card, it is very important that you remove it safely so that the data inside it is safe. Most if the time we forget it. ou can create shortcut to safely remove hardware device on you Desktop which is more visible and can be easily used to remove the hardware devices.

Right click on your desktop. Click on 'new' and then on 'shortcut'.


Dirty jokes

I know many a times, many people hate to stick on the schedule of Monday. This is just because that everybody after a weekend's enjoyment and perfect repose feels drowsy n sleepy. I hate Monday too. Moreover, I do miss Monday's classes sometimes. Today also I missed morning classes just by not getting up early. It is absolutely not easy to get in time on Monday. I did not get anything important to do so I have just collected following jokes  from the Google to keep myself away from drowsiness.
 Pants Down




(1)...A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down. 











Sunday 30 October 2011

sunday, 30 October was very short.......

On weekends, neither I do go to the bed early nor do I rise early. Today I thought it was very early for me to get away from my lovely bed. However, clock showed 1.30 pm (IST) already. Stretching my limbs and hugging my soft pillow, with my eyes still half opened, spent around 10 minutes leaning on the wall. As I peeped outside through the window glass, weather seemed damn scorching. Sun shined freakishly hot. Room was very warm it was making me feel drowsy. Ceiling Fan, the only cooling device in my room above me was wonderfully throwing me the soothing airs though. I stood up and set it to turn at high speed. I tried not to hit back to the bed.


20 Interesting facts about Tigers


Tiger is a great animal with lots of interesting facts, but still human are poaching and bringing down the tiger population.

Hell and the sinner

Boy(politely): What is there in between your legs? 
Girl(angrily) :Hell! Then what is  there in between your  legs?
Boy(laughing): Sinner... Who wants to go to hell.
Between legs


Truth or Dare game

Few days back, I, with my friends, right after BSA gathering, was there in Hyderabad city, popularly known to be the capital city of Andhra Pradesh. Coming to the fun, it was absolutely outstanding part of my living there with my friends. Enjoyment pictured out to be perfect. Particularly on 17, Monday night has amazingly proved to be the one of heartwarming incidents in my life. More than an hour, we were with Truth or Dare game. I would like to write something about my observations and experiences that I got after I played it for the first time.

Add posted by author line below the post title

By default, posted by author line appears the post but I think it is good to have the line just below the post title specially for the blogs having multiple authors. It is easy to do.

Add facebook like and share button for every post

Adding social share and like button to your websites and blogs definitely helps you to get more visitors and at the same time it allows the visitors to share what they like to others. It is not very difficult to add facebook like, share and comment buttons. You can easily do it by visiting Facebook Developers page here.


Interesting facebook chat

Today, everyone enjoys browsing one of the most easily accessible and world-famous websites, Facebook. It has numerous features and fascinating applications which people will always like to use it. Of all, who would not like to pass the time chatting in this website? To be frank I do enthusiastically like to sit around many hours chatting and connecting with my friends. Of many things I do in Facebook, I would like to say that I love chatting with people the most.
One fine day (I do not remember when it exactly happened), unexpectedly, I have just connected with my very old friend (my senior) through chat. Let me introduce him. He is Cheten Norbu and we call him simply cheten. He is quite a jocular person. In addition, I even do not remember what made us to talk about our past. We exchanged our experiences and happenings we had during our schooling days. It was interesting hearing about his childhood as a student. I would like to cover here exclusively about his schooldays.

Saturday 29 October 2011

How Make Drop Down Label Menu In Blogger

If you don't understand what  drop down label menu means, then check on right column of my blog. You should be able to see "browse by categories" just below popular post gadget.  For those who have lots of labels and little space, this trick could be very helpful.


Friday 28 October 2011

Add multi level drop down menu to your blog

Having drop down menu makes easier for navigation and also I find it necessary to have such drop down menus when we have large contents so that the visitors can choose those of their interest. I have added my drop down menu with and I am simply adding my level urls there so that visitors can easily find what they want.



Related post widget after each blogger post

I have been looking how to add related post after each of my post and finally, I am able to do it as you can see. If you are the one who has doesn't have related posts widget in your blog and want to add it in your blog then here is tutorial how to install this related posts widget to your blog.

Add floating social media sharing buttons to your blog

You might be wishing to having a floating social media sharing buttons on your blog as I do ( see at the right edge of the blog) on my blog. It is attractive and the it is likely that the visitors will share your blog.

How to align your blog title

I found quite boring to have title of the blog aligned to the left of the page. At first I did not get idea how to do it but later I found it very easy. If you are wishing to center your blog title please follow the instructions below

Use google translator to translate your blog to other languages

Give visitors of your blog a choices of languages by using google translator. Well there are many ways you can use google translator but as of now I will just show you how to use one which is simple and another one with country flags.

Flash animated label cloud for Blogger

You might be wondering how I have added a flesh animated label that you can see on right column of my blog.

Change and design your template

You might not like the template with which you started while creating your first blog. You can easily change the template. Follow the following step.


1. Go to template designer
Click on "Design" and then on "Template Designer" as shown below. To access the Template Designer in the upgraded interface, just click on the drop-down menu of the gray Post List icon, and select Template. From there, you'll be able to choose and customize your template.
template designer

Wednesday 26 October 2011

How to create a blog

Creating a blog is free and easy. Today, blogger.com and wordpress.com are two best place where you can create your blogs. There seems to be lots of plus points in creating wordpress blog, I would like to recommend blogger for beginners as it is very easy. If you are planing to be a full time blogger in near future, better you create a wordpress blog. For me as of now, I am comfortable with blogger.com and here is how you can create your own.

Why to Blog?

Blogging is becoming more and more popular everyday. Should you join the blogosphere? Take a look at this list to help you make your decision about blogging.
  1. To Express Your Thoughts and Opinions
    You have something to say, and blogs provide a place to say it and be heard.

What is Blog?

it is important to know what is blog before you start blogging. There can be many definitions ranging from the broad to the highly technical. Here are a few definitions from other much wiser people on the ‘what is a blog?’


"A frequent, chronological publication of personal thoughts and Web links."  Source

Tuesday 25 October 2011

Wood Through Wood Trick

The Effect
The magician picks out two wooden matches from a match box and sets them aside, inviting his spectator to examine them if they wish. Once the spectator is assured that there is nothing unusual about the matches, the magician takes them and holds them with the tip of the first finger and thumb of each hand. Tapping the matches together, the magician demonstrates that they can not pass through each other - until suddenly they are through, linked it one smooth move right before the eyes of the audience.

Levitation

The Effect
The magician gathers his audience closely around him, the better to see this miracle occur. “Watch closely now” he says and looks down at his own feet. After a moment of anticipation, the audience gasps as the magician’s feet float off the ground a few inches, hover in defiance of nature’s laws and then quickly drop to earth.

Anti-gravity Water

THE EFFECT: You take any drinks bottle and hand it out for examination. It is totally unprepared. You remove the top/cap and tip some of the liquid out to show that it is completely normal.

You say the magic words and turn the bottle upside down. Amazingly the liquid stays in the bottle, not a drop spills out!

Cool Card Vanish

THE EFFECT:Spectator is asked to choose and remember a card and within a flip, the card chosen by spectator is disappeared. This is really a great mind reading trick.

The Amazing Coin Balance

THE EFFECT: First you take the coin and balance it upright on the fingers of your open palm - impressive enough i'm sure you'll agree, but suddenly with a wave of your hand, you get it to slowly and visibly drift backwards into your palm! Simply AMAZING!


THE SECRET: What's the secret to one of the coolest easy coin tricks? A small sewing pin! This is what you secretly use to act as a stand to balance the coin against. It must be concealed before the trick, in the hand you are going to balance the coin. The pin needs to be placed between your forefinger and middle finger, pin head down.

Monday 24 October 2011

Predicting the two cards

Effect: Through math, you can find out two cards that a person has chosen.

Preparation: Make sure all Tens, Jacks , Queens, and Kings have been removed from the deck. (Aces serve as one.)

4 Friendly Kings

Do the first 3 steps away from your audience or pre-prepared.
1) Take the four Kings out of the deck, and also two other cards.

2) Fan the four Kings out, and place the two other cards you selected behind the second King. Line them up so your audience cannot see the two other cards.

Psychic Card

The Magic Effect:
12 cards are placed on the bar (using any red and black cards from the deck) in the same pattern you see in the diagram below here. You tell someone to secretly pick any BLACK card. After telling them to make several secret random moves, you are able to tell them which card they have moved to.



How to Remove The Blogger Nav Bar

It is boring to see Blogger Nav Bar on our blog. Here is how we can remove it.
Blogger Nav Bar


Saturday 22 October 2011

Iron Maiden: The Final Frontier




fun tennis game

This is one super awesome tennis game.




Click spacebar to serve and spacebar to hit. Right Left Up down key to move around and hit hard on the ball

color blaster

With its glow color your aim is to break them all as soon as you can. They pop from three unique color together.



play uphill rush

You are an adventurous rider. You are in the middle to win this flash motorcycle game by moving as fast as you can again the uphill



apple shooter archery bow game

You are putting your friend life at risk in this fun game but who care, as long as you have fun right? Okay, so the objective is to shoot the apple which is placed on your friend head. The farther you can shoot the better chance to move to next round. Click on Read more to play.



Though we know that we are not shooting in reality, but we still fear of hitting the man who is considered to be our friend. Just try and see how you feel.

war machine game

You are the driver of the hummer, the war machine, please drive carefully and start run over all the enemies.



Please read how to play before you start playing.

Friday 21 October 2011

fun king of drift game

Play this difficult yet fun game on car drifting. Imagine you have a BMW 5 and you drift your car against another BMW5 serie car. Awesome drifting car game.




Royal Wedding Photos,Bhutan

Click on the photo to enlarge it or hover the mouse over the photo to read the descriptions.







Thursday 20 October 2011

Alphabet jokes


Why is B very cool?
Because it is sitting in the AC!

Which 3 letters of the alphabet make everything in the world move?
NRG (energy!)

What did zero say to eight?
Nice belt.




More kids jokes here

Man with a oversize slipper

A  man with his pair of over sized slippers was sun basking sitting on the top of staircase.....
A smart woman climbed up the staircase and when reached near the man found out his penis dangling without a underwear.....without the moments hesitation the woman shouted....Oh !!! what a size...... the man replied tapping his feet ....YA   it is NO.9.

Blank paper for art project

For an art project the first grader handed in a blank sheet of paper.

The teacher said, "What is this?"

"It's a drawing of a cow eating grass."

Condom to prevent pregnancy


Once a district health officier visited a remote village to demonstrate how to use condom during sex to the farmers in that village. He demonstrated in such a way that almost all villagers present there understood. He explained that condom can prevent pregnancy and also many STDs like HIV/AIDS.

Drawing a bacteria


Teacher: Draw diagram of bacteria.
Student:here it is sir.
Teacher:whereI cant see it.
Student:sir u cannot c bacteria Widout a microscope.


More kids jokes here

Female C++


Female Oriented C++
struct female_professionals
{
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_problems;
float mind;
void knowledge;
char non_co-operative;
};

Best Break-up letter ever.

A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his girlfriend back home.
 
    It read as follows:
    Dear Ricky,
    I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is
    just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since
    you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.
    I'm sorry.  Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
    Love, Becky..............

 

Teacher and student jokes.,


TEACHERWhy are you late?
StudentBecause of the sign.
TEACHERWhat sign?
Student: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

TEACHERCindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
StudentYou told me to do it without using tables!

TEACHERWhat is the chemical formula for water?
Student:"HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
Student:Yesterday you said it's H to O!

A buddhist Nun

Once a Buddhist nun visited a doctor as she was having some  urinal problem. After collecting a urine sample from her,  doctor asked her to come for result after some times.

As informed by doctor she went to collect her result. Doctor picked up the result of some other woman whose name was as same as nun's name.

With little hesitation, Doctor said," I am sorry to tell you that you are pregnant."
The nun trying to hide her blushes moved close to the doctor and wispired softly," can brinjal make girls pregnant?".


Note:Monks and Nuns are abstained from sexual contact.

More naughty jokes here

Bear attack


Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing them. Both campers start running for their lives, when one of them stops and starts to put on his running shoes.

His partner says, "What are you doing? You can’t outrun a bear!"

His friend replies, "I don’t have to outrun the bear, I only have to outrun you!"


More funny jokes here

Funny Leave applications


From a employee whose mother-in-law has expired.
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

From employee whose wife was ill
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

Unfaithful husband and wife


Husband, wife and their little son were having lunch together. The wife had just returned from summer holiday. Their little son started the conversation.

Son:    Mother, when you were away and one day when I returned from school I saw father and Aunty Kim in the bedroom.  

MotherThan what did you see?

Blood Test


Two children are in a doctor's waiting room, and one of them is crying.
First children    : Why are you crying?
Second children: I am  here for blood test, and they are going to cut my finger.

Faithfull husband and wife,Faithfull husband and wife

A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

The wife answers: Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you? 

The husband laughs and says: An English girl! 

Wednesday 19 October 2011

A dying husband and his wife


Husband has been sick for long time and he was sure that he will die soon. One day following conversation takes place.

Husband:Our sixth son looks different from all other  sons. Does he have a 
                       different father?
Wife       :Yes.
Husband:who is it?
Wife       :It is you.


Poor man dies after hearing such a news.


More funny jokes here

The Monk Who Sold His Ferrari


This book is a wonderful book. I recommend all to read and study this book.


The story of this book is a fiction story. It is wrapped up with a story of a famous lawyer who has stopped his full day to day working hours, to become a monk. This former lawyer was a very successful lawyer in his field. He can have everything he wants in his life. However, he does
not have a happy family and a happy life because of the pressure of works and of the high profile life that he had lived. Suddenly, he was collapsed because of severe illness. After medication, he has decided to stop doing litigation work and he travelled to India to find his purpose in life. He gained essential lessons of life while he has travelled in India. He then shares his knowledge to his fellow lawyer with the condition that the lawyer himself must forward this knowledge to other people. This is also my obligation to write a simple summary of this book for you all to read and digest.

In my view, the primary theme of this book is to guide us to live a full and flourishing life.

Counter strike 2 in 1(cscz+cs16_build2738)


Counter-Strike (shortened sometimes to CS) is a tactical first-person shooter video game developed by Valve Corporation. It is very interesting game to be played in the colleges, at homes, with friends and families. It can be played in group with LAN connection of ad hoc connection through Bluetooth.

cscz+cs16_build2738 is a software which  has both condition-zero and counter-strike 1.6.

Microsoft Security Essential(Best Antivirus ever)

Microsoft Security Essentials provides real-time protection for your home or small business PC that guards against viruses, spyware, and other malicious software. It runs. Your PC must run genuine Windows to install Microsoft Security Essentials.