TEACHER: Why are you late?
Student: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
Student: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
Student: You told me to do it without using tables!
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
Student:"HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
Student:Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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