I know many a times, many people hate to stick on the schedule of Monday. This is just because that everybody after a weekend's enjoyment and perfect repose feels drowsy n sleepy. I hate Monday too. Moreover, I do miss Monday's classes sometimes. Today also I missed morning classes just by not getting up early. It is absolutely not easy to get in time on Monday. I did not get anything important to do so I have just collected following jokes from the Google to keep myself away from drowsiness.
(4).. Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher “Can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied” NO Never!!”
2nd went in, fucked a girl… Came out n said “You were right, your wife is better”..
(7).... In a practical Exam
Girls pick up her bag on the way out says call me when he grows up
(12)…A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like.Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind; I do not have the chance to see his face carefully…
A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are u wearing ur belt around your knee..?
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| Pants Down |
(1)...A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.
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| Cow to Bull |
(3)..Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.
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| Boy consoling the Girl |
Teacher replied” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl: “See I told you not to worry!!!!”
(5).. 2 men went to fuck a girl.
1st came out after fucking a girl n said “My wife is better”
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| One Legged Man. |
(6)… A woman married a one legged man.
She wrote to her mother: “My husband only has ONE FOOT”.
Her Mother replied: “You are lucky,your papa has ONLY 5 INCHES”
(7).... In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird and said: “Tell the bird’s name”
Sardar: I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats your name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me what is my name…
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| male reproductive system |
(8)..Biology class teacher: All of you draw the male reproductive system.
Student: Sir please close your zip, girls are copying.
(9)… Doctor: Do you watch your husband face during sex?
Lady: I did once and he looked very angry.
Doctor: Why?
Lady: Because he was watching from the window.
(10).. A guy takes a girl to his room, throws down his paints and says. Meet my little brother.
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| taking shower |
(11)Two girls are having shower together
first one ask: Hey, your pussy is so clean how?
Second, one replied: stupid have u ever seen grass on the busy road.
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| baby dog with mama dog |
(12)…A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like.Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind; I do not have the chance to see his face carefully…
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| Date (boy not touching below belt) |
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