Teacher and student jokes

Teacher: Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? 
Student: The moon.
Teacher: Why? 
Pupil: The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun give us light only in the day time when we   dont' need it. 

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 
Student: A teacher. 

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Alphabet jokes

Why is B very cool?
Because it is sitting in the AC!

Which 3 letters of the alphabet make everything in the world move?
NRG (energy!)

What did zero say to eight?
Nice belt.

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Blank paper for art project

For an art project the first grader handed in a blank sheet of paper.

The teacher said, "What is this?"

"It's a drawing of a cow eating grass."

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Drawing a bacteria

Teacher: Draw diagram of bacteria.
Student:here it is sir.
Teacher:where? I cant see it.
Student:sir u cannot c bacteria Widout a microscope.


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Teacher and student jokes.,

TEACHER: Why are you late?
Student: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
Student: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
Student: You told me to do it without using tables!

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
Student:"HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
Student:Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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