Saturday, 22 October 2011
fun tennis game
This is one super awesome tennis game.
Click spacebar to serve and spacebar to hit. Right Left Up down key to move around and hit hard on the ball
Click spacebar to serve and spacebar to hit. Right Left Up down key to move around and hit hard on the ball
color blaster
With its glow color your aim is to break them all as soon as you can. They pop from three unique color together.
play uphill rush
You are an adventurous rider. You are in the middle to win this flash motorcycle game by moving as fast as you can again the uphill
apple shooter archery bow game
You are putting your friend life at risk in this fun game but who care, as long as you have fun right? Okay, so the objective is to shoot the apple which is placed on your friend head. The farther you can shoot the better chance to move to next round. Click on Read more to play.
Though we know that we are not shooting in reality, but we still fear of hitting the man who is considered to be our friend. Just try and see how you feel.
Though we know that we are not shooting in reality, but we still fear of hitting the man who is considered to be our friend. Just try and see how you feel.
war machine game
You are the driver of the hummer, the war machine, please drive carefully and start run over all the enemies.
Please read how to play before you start playing.
Please read how to play before you start playing.
Friday, 21 October 2011
fun king of drift game
Play this difficult yet fun game on car drifting. Imagine you have a BMW 5 and you drift your car against another BMW5 serie car. Awesome drifting car game.
Royal Wedding Photos,Bhutan
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Thursday, 20 October 2011
Alphabet jokes
Why is B very cool?
Because it is sitting in the AC!
Which 3 letters of the alphabet make everything in the world move?
NRG (energy!)
What did zero say to eight?
Nice belt.
Man with a oversize slipper
A man with his pair of over sized slippers was sun basking sitting on the top of staircase.....
A smart woman climbed up the staircase and when reached near the man found out his penis dangling without a underwear.....without the moments hesitation the woman shouted....Oh !!! what a size...... the man replied tapping his feet ....YA it is NO.9.
A smart woman climbed up the staircase and when reached near the man found out his penis dangling without a underwear.....without the moments hesitation the woman shouted....Oh !!! what a size...... the man replied tapping his feet ....YA it is NO.9.
Blank paper for art project
For an art project the first grader handed in a blank sheet of paper.
The teacher said, "What is this?"
"It's a drawing of a cow eating grass."
The teacher said, "What is this?"
"It's a drawing of a cow eating grass."
Condom to prevent pregnancy
Once a district health officier visited a remote village to demonstrate how to use condom during sex to the farmers in that village. He demonstrated in such a way that almost all villagers present there understood. He explained that condom can prevent pregnancy and also many STDs like HIV/AIDS.
Drawing a bacteria
Teacher: Draw diagram of bacteria.
Student:here it is sir.
Teacher:where? I cant see it.
Student:sir u cannot c bacteria Widout a microscope.
More kids jokes here
Female C++
Female Oriented C++
struct female_professionals
{
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_problems;
float mind;
void knowledge;
char non_co-operative;
};
Best Break-up letter ever.
A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his girlfriend back home.
It read as follows:
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is
just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since
you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.
I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky..............
It read as follows:
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is
just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since
you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.
I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky..............
Teacher and student jokes.,
TEACHER: Why are you late?
Student: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
Student: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
Student: You told me to do it without using tables!
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
Student:"HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
Student:Yesterday you said it's H to O!
A buddhist Nun
Once a Buddhist nun visited a doctor as she was having some urinal problem. After collecting a urine sample from her, doctor asked her to come for result after some times.
As informed by doctor she went to collect her result. Doctor picked up the result of some other woman whose name was as same as nun's name.
With little hesitation, Doctor said," I am sorry to tell you that you are pregnant."
The nun trying to hide her blushes moved close to the doctor and wispired softly," can brinjal make girls pregnant?".
Note:Monks and Nuns are abstained from sexual contact.
More naughty jokes here
As informed by doctor she went to collect her result. Doctor picked up the result of some other woman whose name was as same as nun's name.
With little hesitation, Doctor said," I am sorry to tell you that you are pregnant."
The nun trying to hide her blushes moved close to the doctor and wispired softly," can brinjal make girls pregnant?".
Note:Monks and Nuns are abstained from sexual contact.
More naughty jokes here
Bear attack
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing them. Both campers start running for their lives, when one of them stops and starts to put on his running shoes.
His partner says, "What are you doing? You can’t outrun a bear!"
His friend replies, "I don’t have to outrun the bear, I only have to outrun you!"
More funny jokes here
Funny Leave applications
From a employee whose mother-in-law has expired.
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."
From employee whose wife was ill
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
Unfaithful husband and wife
Husband, wife and their little son were having lunch together. The wife had just returned from summer holiday. Their little son started the conversation.
Son: Mother, when you were away and one day when I returned from school I saw father and Aunty Kim in the bedroom.
Mother: Than what did you see?
Blood Test
Two children are in a doctor's waiting room, and one of them is crying.
First children : Why are you crying?
Second children: I am here for blood test, and they are going to cut my finger.
Faithfull husband and wife,Faithfull husband and wife
A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answers: Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?
The husband laughs and says: An English girl!
The wife answers: Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?
The husband laughs and says: An English girl!
Wednesday, 19 October 2011
A dying husband and his wife
Husband has been sick for long time and he was sure that he will die soon. One day following conversation takes place.
Husband:Our sixth son looks different from all other sons. Does he have a
different father?
Wife :Yes.
Husband:who is it?
Wife :It is you.
Poor man dies after hearing such a news.
More funny jokes here
The Monk Who Sold His Ferrari
This book is a wonderful book. I recommend all to read and study this book.
The story of this book is a fiction story. It is wrapped up with a story of a famous lawyer who has stopped his full day to day working hours, to become a monk. This former lawyer was a very successful lawyer in his field. He can have everything he wants in his life. However, he doesnot have a happy family and a happy life because of the pressure of works and of the high profile life that he had lived. Suddenly, he was collapsed because of severe illness. After medication, he has decided to stop doing litigation work and he travelled to India to find his purpose in life. He gained essential lessons of life while he has travelled in India. He then shares his knowledge to his fellow lawyer with the condition that the lawyer himself must forward this knowledge to other people. This is also my obligation to write a simple summary of this book for you all to read and digest.
In my view, the primary theme of this book is to guide us to live a full and flourishing life.
Counter strike 2 in 1(cscz+cs16_build2738)
cscz+cs16_build2738 is a software which has both condition-zero and counter-strike 1.6.
Microsoft Security Essential(Best Antivirus ever)
Microsoft Security Essentials provides real-time protection for your home or small business PC that guards against viruses, spyware, and other malicious software. It runs. Your PC must run genuine Windows to install Microsoft Security Essentials.
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